A Phlegmatic INTJ.
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the-goddamazon:

yourfavoritehelloo:

hawkbramble:

THE BEST PLOT TWIST

Thought this was going somewhere else omg

Basically what I did.

the-goddamazon:

yourfavoritehelloo:

hawkbramble:

THE BEST PLOT TWIST

Thought this was going somewhere else omg

Basically what I did.

(via takealookatyourlife)

(Source: anti-narcissistic, via jessicaddrew)

thesochillnetwork:

I AM GROOT

thesochillnetwork:

I AM GROOT

(via thats-so-meme)

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

(via jessicaddrew)

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  • male game designer: hey maybe we should treat women like people
  • male gamer: how could you say these things... i trusted you... i have lost a hero on this day
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(Source: im-cool-like-that, via dutchster)

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h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

(Source: gaydicks420, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

(via dutchster)

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readyfortheopenroad:

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

omG

readyfortheopenroad:

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

omG

(Source: awwww-cute, via fuckyeahloldemort)

jailor:

jailor:

I’m SOOOO in love

With myself

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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